I'M FINE. FUCK OFF.

What you say. What you're actually thinking.

You've said “I’m fine” approximately 4 million times. You were fine maybe twice.

This mug tells the truth so you don’t have to — the polite little lie up top, and what you actually meant underneath, nice and big. For the woman who spent 30 years being agreeable and has officially retired from that position.

It’s funny. It’s also “I see you, and I know you’re not fine, and that’s okay.” Which is why you’re about to buy one for your sister, your best friend, and the coworker who’s been “fine” since 2019.

• 11oz or 15oz ceramic, sturdy enough for your biggest feelings
• Your choice of 9 handle & interior colors
• Dishwasher and microwave safe (unlike your patience)
• Part of the Contradiction Collection — one F makes all the difference